So, there I am on the bus. Again. Because there's been car drama. Again.
Usually when busing it I swing between well at least I can catch up on some reading and I hate my life and everything about it.
But sometimes the bus provides free entertainment. On this particular day the show arrived in the form of a homeless guy shouting random Batman facts. Thing is, his Batman lives on Earth-2.
"Batman ain't got no lawyers!"
"Batman been to the moon!"
Whenever someone unstable is on the bus, the default response is Do Not Engage. People were trying to act like they didn't hear anything, which was hard because they were also trying not to laugh.
"Batman knows Kobe personally!"
There was a Latino couple sitting behind me, the man quietly translating to the woman what the guy was saying. With every new fact, the woman said (in Spanish) "What Batman is this? This is not Batman."
I thought I was going to die.
The guy eventually gets off at LA Trade Tech.
"Y'all muthafuckas think Batman went to school? HELL NO. He bought his shit!"
The entire bus fell out, including the driver. The people on the sidewalk, who had no idea what the hell was going on, just stared at him as he wandered down the street, still shouting Earth-2 Batman facts.
That was a good day on the bus.