Slightly reconstructed exchange. I'm out front having a cig break. I notice someone come out the door and head right toward me with a determined air. Not for the first time over the years do I wonder why I don't take off the staff badge when I go outside...
Attendee: Hello!
Me: Hi. Can I help you with something?
Attendee <right up in my face, smiling a bit>: Hi, Pam.
Me: Uhh
Attendee: It's Adrienne from -
Me: O MY GOD! YOU DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOURSELF!
Adrienne: <wild laughter>
I bet she loves doing this to people! She looks *nothing* like she looked last time I saw her a few years ago. It's the hair!
