It's been a while since I've done a Wednesday Spam Haiku. It's not for lack of spam to work with, believe me. We all hate spam, but it keeps showing up anyway. One of my email accounts is particularly pathetic at keeping spam at bay, making dealing with that account an marathon of deleting. But this one from a "customer service" department "confirming" my nonexistent "order" is, I must say, oddly lovely.
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