From the annals of A Slightly Reconstructed Exchange Of A Conversation That Happened Not Too Long Ago.
BGF: So, she said you can come to the gathering!
The Man: That's great!
The Man: Anything I should know?
BGF: Nah. They're awesome people. I mean, they said you can come simply on my say so and they have no idea who you are. Oh! She said they are going to Rigorously Evaluate you, just so you know.
The Man: Which means if they don't like me --
BGF: You're doomed. Their opinion carries lots of weight.
The Man: ...
BGF: But, you know, no pressure or anything. You'll be fine. Just be yourself.
The Man: What am I supposed to say? "Hi. I don't know you, I'm just here to sleep with Pam?"
BGF: YES. SAY THAT. SAY THAT EXACTLY.
And that's pretty much all I'm going to say about this particular situation, as I prefer to keep my Godless Hussying activities not so much all out in the street, and also I'm still deep into the super-important work of organizing my Mountain Goats files (who, by the way, !!! are coming to Los Angeles on June 23 !!!!).
But I do have a new category here on the homeport, just in case.