As you know, Bob, the best entry in the original Planet of the Apes film franchise was Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (even making allowance for the wuss-out ending imposed by the studio at the time). As you also know, Hollywood is remaking that film for some reason. And of course as you further know, that is if you know me in real life, that I have been !!! BITCHING AND COMPLAINING ABOUT THE VERY IDEA OF REMAKING CONQUEST OMG YOU FUCKING HIGHLY-PAID BASTARDS CAN'T YOU JUST COME UP WITH YOUR OWN IDEAS FOR ONCE !!!! since about four nanoseconds after the project was announced.
But. This new trailer? Oooo.
I love gorillas. Gorillas are AWESOME. Gorilla shock troops leaping from the Golden Gate Bridge to take out a helicopter full of cops? EVEN MORE AWESOME.