WHEREAS as a fully-formed female deeply appreciative of Hot Man Flesh (Morpheus, Tank, Dozer, Agent Smith inclusive), and must stare; and
WHEREAS it's kinda dumb to leave certain decisions to the whims of a fluffy cat, which is obvious now that we think about it;***
NOW THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that The Matrix is PERMANENTLY STRICKEN from the list of acceptable dvd background during sewing sessions; and
NOW THEREFORE BE IT PROCLAIMED that The Matrix joins King Kong, Old Boy, Das Boot, and the entire oeuvre of Michael Bay as Forbidden for sewing sessions.
RESOLVED this day of Saturday, August 29, 2009 by BGF Central, HNIC.
*** I let Cuddle Kitty pick the dvd background for that evening's sewing session by putting both dvds on the floor and going with the one he sat upon. He had to choose between The Matrix or Stalag-17. He sniffed at both before sitting on The Matrix. I only got through cutting 20 and assembling four more stage two hexes during the film, which is PATHETIC. Once I realized what had happened, I threw in one of my Edward R. Murrow dvds and crunched down until I caught up to where I needed to be that day in order to make deadline. Fucking cat.