Someone just shot up the front of the building, completely shattering the plate glass window I'm usually standing in front of during break.
Our receptionist, who sits behind a wall of bullet resistant glass (not bullet PROOF as we like to remind her), didn't even flinch. She simply got on the intercom and paged the building manager. There's a reason we all have the Rampart Division's direct dial on our cells.
This is probably funnier if you work here.